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Recent Bizarre Thoughts [12 Dec 2007|02:30pm]

While in the Shower:

"What if one day you realized you were really a lizard in a person suit? What would you do? How would it effect your conception of who you are and what it means to be you?"

While walking to work today, with one hand in my pocket, one hand swingin' free and passing a group of boys in hoodies and gym shorts:

"Sure it would suck to have a hook for a hand, but it would be really great for self-defense. Imagine how much damage you could do with a hook."

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Again, It's been so long [15 Dec 2006|09:05pm]
I guess this is an actual post. I'm so nervous about Princeton. It didn't come today, but it came for some others who live in New Jersey. So, maybe tommorow?

My Christmas Tree fell down too. I hope that's not a bad omen. All, or almost all, the ornaments broke. Just general tree carnage, I guess.






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It's been a while [16 Oct 2006|08:49pm]
I have only one thing to say:

HAPPY 152nd OSCAR FINGAL O'FLAHERTIE WILLS WILDE!
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[01 Aug 2006|07:42pm]
I'm in lansing. It's about 99 degrees with about 80% humidity. There is no air conditioning. I'm dying. 

Rikki I will call you on Wednesday at 10:45. You must tell me who gets kicked off pr3. Have your phone on!

BTW, can cats have strokes or seizures? And if so what would one look like?

Save me!
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Leonard Nimoy...Bilbo Baggins...Campy! [27 Jul 2006|02:32pm]
I'm speechless. All I can say is watch this: 



And where the hell is Michael Kors?
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Joseph Stalin [06 Jul 2006|01:09pm]
Did anyone know the Stalin's birthname was Iosif Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili.

So here's my question: how do you pronounce Dzhugashvili?
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Long time no see [21 Jun 2006|05:37pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

So as I've been watching the World Cup they've been playing this rather wonderful commercial over and over again with these two adorable kids. Basically they pick really famous soccer players to be on their teams and they play a game. This song plays in the background and I've been trying to figure out what it was and I finally found it. It's called Eanie Meany and its by an Englishman named Jim Noir. So I was pretty happy...but then I found the lyrics and I was even happier. They are, no joke:

"If You Don't Give My Football Back
I'm Gonna Get My Dad On You
I Only Kicked It Over Your Fence
And Broke A Silly Gnome Or Two"

Gnomes!


And, in other good news I think I've decided where I want to apply for college next year. The list goes a little something like this: Princeton (ED), Tufts, Emory, Northwestern, Vassar, Syracuse, U of M, and MSU. Its a little weird seeing the list completed since I've been looking at colleges for so long, and it is weird how it turned out, but I feel pretty good about it. Watch it change in a week, though.

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[29 Apr 2006|08:36pm]
I think my computer is a feminist. I keep typing actress and it keeps telling me to correct it as actor.
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[25 Mar 2006|10:02pm]
I just finished reading This Side of Paradise and listening to Prince's The Word on repeat

...and I think I want to go to church

...or something rather similair

I haven't written in ages. I just truly started reading again. I feel sickeningly romantic.
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[16 Mar 2006|06:54pm]
Got my MEAP scores today. Dual enrollment is a possibility!

In other news (a little late), I think its interesting how the MMMBop experiment affected people. It really pissed off some people, but for others, like me I couldn't help but feel happy when wandering the halls. I wonder if it was more the cause of the attitude people had when going into it?
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[13 Mar 2006|12:27pm]
Do you think anyone living outside of South Dakota would really, I mean really, want to attend the University of South Dakota?
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Oh, vegetarians! [23 Feb 2006|01:31pm]


Note: The dialogue is an approximation

 

So today my brother was cooking hamburgers

 

Trevor: There all bloody!

 

Mom: Then why do you eat them!

 

Trevor: Because I'm human and have to eat

 

Me: You could be a vegetarian

 

Trevor: Then I wouldn't be human, I'd be a brontosaurus or something.  

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Grr Sasha Cohen [21 Feb 2006|06:02pm]


She'll wear this, but not Emmit's outfit? Pffah!
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[12 Feb 2006|11:20am]
Has anyone ever seen the BBC show coupling?

I think I'm addicted to it.
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[01 Feb 2006|08:31pm]
My cat is very spiteful.
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Daniel V [22 Jan 2006|11:03am]

Frick. Look what I found:

Daniel V: High School Year BookCollapse )

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[23 Dec 2005|04:58pm]
A boy fell on my head yesterday.

Boys are dumb.

P.S. Sweeping generalization are fun.
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English...blech [25 Nov 2005|12:13pm]
Why is colonel pronounced kûrnl?
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[13 Nov 2005|06:35pm]
French toast and French silk pie is really good at 12:00+
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This man needs an Oscar, stat [06 Nov 2005|03:44pm]

 

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